A Handsome Reward For An Ugly Crime

There is a handsome reward for anyone who can lead me to the recovery of my Dallas Cowboys lawn sign. It was stolen just before the Cowboys played Buffalo. It is very dear to me and was given to me by someone very dear to my heart. Above are the men I believe are responsible for this theft. Each of them are the Residents of Martins Ferry OH. I only know their aliases. From left to right: Bobby Light, X- Factor, & C-Diddy. I know that Bobby Light & C-Diddy are brothers, all three are homophobes, and at least one of them has a crystal meth addiction.

If you can help me bring these crooks to justice I would greatly appreciate it. The reward awaits anyone who has info on the whereabouts of my Dallas Cowboys sign. Against my better judgement, I am not pursing legal action, but I don't feel as though scum like this should walk amongst us. But that's just my opinion though, and who the hell am I?

If I believed in......

If I believed in evil, here are the top five things that would qualify.

1. Organized Religion
2. The single minded pursuit of money
3. The Nightly News
4. Paparazzi
5. Critics
6. The Flavor Of Love Seasons 1, 2, & beyond (Including the reunion shows)
7. Overtly materialistic, misogynistic, unoriginal, & pointlessly violent, rap music
8. People who really "Don't Give A Fuck" about anyone or anything
9. Prison
10. War
11. Reality Shows (Except for The Real World: O.G. status)
12. The movie, "My Girl" with Dan Akroyd & Maculy Culkin
13. Paris Hilton

Feel free to add your own suggestions to the list.

But that's just my opinion though, and who the hell am I?

Fact vs Fiction

I am a believer that the world is a wonderful place. The reason ta I can believe this so whole-heartedly is because I don't watch the news and I don't read the newspapers. This helps me form my own opinion from my own experiences. I also read and believe stuff like this. It was e-mailed to me by someone who I respect a great deal:
1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep
6. You mean the world to someone
7. You are special and unique
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it
10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look
11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

I believe things like that because it gives me faith in my fellow man and makes it easier to give someone the positive benefit of the doubt. Believing these things and excepting them as fact, will change the world; but that's just my opinion, and who the hell am I?

Pornography

Hopefully that title grabbed a few people's attention. What is so bad about it? Is it that these people are doing something for public record, that was traditionally done behind lock and key? Why d the people who do it suddenly gain the title of, "a person with low moral character"? It seems hypocritical to me. They aren't doing anything that your parents haven't done. Even more weird than society's take on porn, is the stigma that goes with someone who watches it. Test it out. Just ask someone if they watch porn. You will never get a yes or no answer. You will get stuttering followed by a reference of a time period, and rationalization that leads you to believe it was one time thing that was neither enjoyed or expected to happen again. On the other hand, you may get a person who answers with, "All the time, man!!!" and goes on to rattle of titles, actors, actresses, and his favorite scenes. I've never ran into person who answers that question with a simple, "yes" and continues on with their day. Which ever person you are, know this; their is nothing wrong with the enjoyment of legal, adult, pornography. The people involved in the industry are wonderful human beings with family's that love them. If that is too hard for you to believe, then maybe there is something wrong with you and your commitment to loving your fellow man. But that's just my opinion though, and who the hell am I?