I would like to inform the world that I am the All-Time Greatest Tetris Attack player in all of recorded history! I first began playing the game as a fluke out of boredom. I borrowed a Super Nintendo from my cousin and the rest was history. I have destroyed everyone I've faced. From fellow counselors to prison guards to social workers to Middle School Principals; They all have fallen before me. I beat my cousin using one hand. I erased all hope of victory for three Martins Ferry men. It was ugly. While playing one of them; I stopped, put down my controller, pulled out my phone, typed the text "I'm killin' you", sent it to the guy I was playing, picked up my controller, and still beat him. I'm a beast. I'm also accepting all challengers. I wouldn't waste my time if I were you. That's just my opinion, though and who the hell am I?
4 comments:
I am very sure their are many people out there who can destroy you. As a matter of fact there are probally some young kids who play the game all day during the summer who could beat you with their eyes closed. Remember no matter how good you are at something there is someone just as good if not better who can beat you. Tell me the last time you heard of someone being undeafeated at anything for the entire life of their participation in their best event.
All that and yet you are the worst Madden player of all time. You're only good at that game because you play day and night. Plus you had to find something you're good at. That is the only game in recorded history that you could ever beat us at.
You suck!
33 yr old father and nothing better to do than master a video game...cool
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